Recall Notice

The following above titled parody is from an email from one of my retired Christian friends. I have subsequently added relative links to it:

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been identified as “Sub sequential Internal Non-morality,” more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

To see some of the symptoms, click here.

—Mike Riley, Gospel Snippets